Classic Phrases.

What comments made you chuckle during a game? Said by players or fellow supporters.
I'll kick it off with Andrew's comment at the Ascot keeper as he tried to steal about 10 yards with a fee kick.
" Stop running away from us - wahey!!"
Also Scott Rees as he said to a Newport Pagnell player at the end of the Berks & Bucks Final.
"You can get out of my pocket now".

"Get up and shut up, you clown." down at Bishop's Cleeve.

From an ex Reading FC fan - "Why should I go to see them, they never come to see me when I'm bad"

Me Shouting to a visting keeper when throwing the ball: Ooooh Dont strain yourself

Heard at the Old Woodstock away game by a WAG.
" I want your babies" !!!
Must be Colin's motivation scheme, what a plan!!

"Your subs are in the pub" at a recent Pegasus Juniors game (when they failed to have one single backside in their dug-out)....quality

Sung to Ardley on Tuesday night.
"Just like your sponsors, tyred and exhausted"

Combesy at Bicester, as 2 guys were erecting a gazebo next to their clubhouse during the match.
"Grand designs - you're having a larf"!!

Andy (The Hat) at the Malmesbury Victoria match - giving his rendition of "Trist and Shout" as Tristram Dennis went on to get MOM.

Two chants made by John & Mick to the guy at Binfield who turned up late in a suit at Binfield and got in for free.
"Pay up you tight wad" and "You're suit is from Matalan".

The Barmy Army to the Almonds ball boy - " You've got a proppa job".

Combination Cup Semi Final at Scours Lane.
"It's just like watching The Bill" as two community policemen arrived in the second half.

The Barmy Army abusing Highworth's away kit. "Are you Kermit in Disgiuse?" followed by "Your just a cheap TV advert, Green Army!"

Binfield's oldest fan giving it back to the Barmy Army was funny.

Andy Richardson accusing me of jinxing Reading Town "Ever since you've been coming, we've been losing."

The best "We've got a Tannoy, We've got a Tannoy", followd five minutes later by "Who needs a Tannoy? Who needs a Tannoy?"

"you might as well go home" sung by 7000 Luton Town fans . 35 MINUTES AND 7-0 DOWN.........Bad day at the office. We took 150 fans.